this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them
nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends
I wish I was still as powerful as a 12 year old girl with no friends. I read like a God back then, in flowing torrents of beauty and power.
…huh. I’m in this post and I don’t like it
being alone all the time feels fine until you have a normal conversation with someone then its like ohhhh i was losing my mind ok.
The atomic bomb's explosion is pink. Death is now fabulous, and there is a sense of camp that removes the terror from a weapon that can destroy humanity.
hell is empty and all the devils are here
There are few color palettes my eyes love more than the original Gilbert Baker pride flag
Like dang, nailed it the first time, A+++ 0 notes
we should have kept these specific hues. they are just so good.
literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!
Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol
Customer: NUMBER 1 BOSS
DMV: JEFE MEANS BOSS BUT IT IS A TERM USED FREQUENTLY BY GANG OR CARTEL MEMBERS
Verdict: ACCEPTED
had to be there i guess
I told y'all it was a pun
A very long thread on it: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505646738627088389?t=06aHTTZkf1ZaJyCDhWUzTg&s=19
And the punchline, if anyone wants to jump there directly: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505648702119202823?t=IHkQWeElTa0T63o3lbr12Q&s=19
that's excellent
cracking open a cold one with the sumerian dog
